Blow Job Bib
The Blow Job Bib makes a wonderful gift for your conservative sophisticated bride-to-be. When she's not donating her time to charity saving animals from wildfires attending church functions or wining and dining clients over martinis she's probably going to want to be wearing this bib.
Ok so the Blow Job Bib isn't very prim or proper. But it is pretty funny. This gag gift (wow what a fitting term) will shock even your raunchiest bachelorette party guests. And that's worth it in itself.